February 2012
Watchshmegel:
this is what my sister does when she has the house to herself
she should at least know to delete afterwards ??
oh
mY
FUCKING
gOD
ive already reblogged this but it’s too good to pass up
cashier: welcome to mcdonalds how may i help you
me: hi, can i have a anus burger combo with coke zero
me: i mean angus
cashier:
me:
cashier:
me:
cashier:
me: i want to die
tunnel snakes rule →
and people think i waste my time doing stupid shit
"Levi's New Ad Campaign Falls on Its Butt"
http://shelbyknox.com/2010/09/01/levis-new-ad-campaign-falls-on-its-butt/
This post, and others like it, make me incredibly angry because every premise upon which this kind of feminism is founded is shaky at best (and otherwise illogical). The first (of many) problems arises in the second paragraph.
Fail number one. Let me help your ad agency out: All asses of all shapes and sizes are...
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
Virginia delegates pass two of the most... →
im out
mom: hey wanna hear something funny
me: sure
mom: you know what the difference between you and a calender is
me: no
mom: a calender actually has dates
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: i know
“im nicki minaj”
– jesse zhao
I'm going to open up a HUNGER GAMES theme park....
heart of darkness is quite literally the worst...
i would rather have read 57 pages of my biology textbook than read that trainwreck
actually, i read 10 pages of it and then read half the sparknotes and got too bored of even the sparknotes so this is awkward
Anonymous asked: sexy
Watchscubway:
i was like crying all day because i kept thinking of this video at school
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
friend: 10 people have asked to be my valentine
me: sometimes i meow at cats and they meow back
ayyyyy giants
