December 2010
ogm david krap y u mess up tumblr
In other words, happy New Years! Love you Tumblr. x
New Years Resolution:
somehow become attractive.
lol impossible
my mom just threw a fit because she thought i lost...
and i was lyk
then she started screaming lyk
so i just kept playing video games and listening to music
then she was lyk LOLJK I FOUND IT ON MY NIGHTSTAND
so now i’m lyk
Anyone who posts Holocaust "jokes" gets an...
xivvy:
ultraball:
iateazombieonce:
teadaze-:
You have been warned.
ditto.
holocaust jokes
i did nazi that coming
^^ lolol
Teacher asks you to pair up with a partner for a...
briixo:
Look at your friend across the room like.
But then they’re looking at another friend like
So you just turn around like
Going back to school next week.
shaketheglitteroffyourclothesnow:
onedirection-infection:
youwillneverchange:
I wish you could Google anything.
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
You could search like, “where the fuck is my cell phone?” and it would be like, “it’s under the couch, dumbass.”
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What'd you do over Christmas break?
ohbabyimreckless:
Oh you know, just hung out .
Cross the line because potato.
I’m not as random as you think I salad.
companycar:
raivioli:
magicalbros:
...
why are you cockblocking yourself
xivvy:
hey baby, are you alone tonight
5 years goes by but he's still as adorable,
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
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Dear Time Traveler;: If you can pronounce... →
incipient:
(This is not my poem!)
Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer. Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
I'd rather be unwrapping you.
