December 2011
dear everyone:
i made a creative writing blog that i’ll try to update with some frequency, because I haven’t written in a while and i don’t want to lose that as a hobby. everything’s original.
indeterminatex.tumblr.com
“His heart beat faster and faster as Daisy’s white face came up to his own....”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
L O L my asian glow is so bad rn wow
gandalf: alright frodo, so i've just rode to minas tirith and back to come back here and check if your ring is the one ring, so lemme just... yep, that's the one ring alright.
frodo: oh well... that sucks.
gandalf: i know, right? ahahaha... ah well, guess you're going to have to take it all the way to mordor!
frodo: mordor... as in... the place just down the road from Minas Tirith
gandalf: yep
frodo: as in the place you just went to
gandalf: yeeeeep
frodo: the place you rode to and from just to check if this was the one ring
gandalf: that's about the size of it
frodo: did it... did it never occur to you to TAKE the ring there?
gandalf: ...w...what?
frodo: you're on the doorstep of the place you needed to take it to anyway, so why didn't you just... take the ring... read some scrolls... check if it was the one ring... and then pop off down to mordor?
gandalf: well... because...
frodo: instead, you're going to make me, a prepubescent 3 foot tall prick, take the ring, ON FOOT, all the way across the continent
gandalf: well... yes?
frodo: and how did you get there and back so quickly?
gandalf: i... i had shadowfax...
frodo: and were you going to let me ride him at all? because it might help. it might help a lot gandalf.
gandalf: but... he's... kind of my horse...
frodo: no. no, you know what, fuck this. i quit. i quit.
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l o l
i just had like half a pound of salad for christmas eve dinner THIS IS WHY I’LL NEVER HAVE FRIENDS
o god so today
i said “the cunterbury tales” instead of “the canterbury tales” FREUDIAN SLIP OF THE CENTURY
SPENDING THE NIGHT EATING CLEMENTINES AND EDITING...
oh the wonderful life i lead
republicans: obama hates america obama is a socialist obama is raising taxes damn him
Obama: hey guys can you help me lower taxes please?
republicans: no
i hate when my sms memory becomes full and i have...
Facebook Timeline --
or, the idea that shattered my conception of the fact that I could just forget about the void of 2008-2010 because hey, what kind of freak scrolls down through years of my facebook history?
BUT OH WAIT. FRET NO MORE, EMBARRASSING FRESHMAN SELF. come december 22, you will be exposed for the world to see!
anyways can i just delete like half my life off facebook or something because this is a...
oh my god some people should be banned from living
funkyfreshdays:
reallycreepyfangirl:
on a scale of 1 to america how free are you to go on a date with me
north korea
Year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
i had forgotten how ridiculously sugar filled...
this is so fucking bad for me
http://www.npr.org/2008/03/28/89164759/a-victim-tre... →
