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Feb 29th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 26th

95,568 notes

im out

Jesse: all the common endings to english locality names actually mean something
Jesse: bury means fort
Jesse: so does borough
Arthur: so basically every name in henrico
Jesse: strat means paved street
Jesse: lol
Jesse: wick means market
Arthur: lol
Jesse: warwick
Arthur: warwick = war market
Jesse: war market alert
Arthur: WOW
Arthur: omg whenever i burp it tastes like duck

Feb 26th

hey mr bartender mix me a drink

Feb 26th

Watch

shmegel: this is what my sister does when she has the house to herself she should at least know to delete afterwards ?? oh mY FUCKING gOD ive already reblogged this but it’s too good to pass up

Feb 24th

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cashier: welcome to mcdonalds how may i help you
me: hi, can i have a anus burger combo with coke zero
me: i mean angus
cashier: 
me: 
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me: i want to die

Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 23rd

54,280 notes

tunnel snakes rule →

and people think i waste my time doing stupid shit

Feb 23rd

151 notes

"Levi's New Ad Campaign Falls on Its Butt"

http://shelbyknox.com/2010/09/01/levis-new-ad-campaign-falls-on-its-butt/ This post, and others like it, make me incredibly angry because every premise upon which this kind of feminism is founded is shaky at best (and otherwise illogical). The first (of many) problems arises in the second paragraph. Fail number one. Let me help your ad agency out: All asses of all shapes and sizes are...

Feb 22nd

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

47 notes

Feb 21st

1,339 notes

Feb 20th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

21,303 notes

tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol

Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

113,983 notes

Feb 18th

Virginia delegates pass two of the most... →

im out

Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

116,889 notes

Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

195,376 notes

Feb 18th

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Feb 17th

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Feb 17th

6,031 notes

mom: hey wanna hear something funny
me: sure
mom: you know what the difference between you and a calender is
me: no
mom: a calender actually has dates
me: 
mom: 
me: 
mom: 
me: i know

Feb 17th

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Feb 17th

Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

16,951 notes

“im nicki minaj”

– jesse zhao

Feb 13th

I'm going to open up a HUNGER GAMES theme park....

Feb 13th

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Feb 13th

1,059 notes

heart of darkness is quite literally the worst...

i would rather have read 57 pages of my biology textbook than read that trainwreck actually, i read 10 pages of it and then read half the sparknotes and got too bored of even the sparknotes so this is awkward

Feb 12th

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