starfucker

seriously.  When you bite them, it’s like you feel every grain of sand on an endless bech.  its like perfection.  And then the sweet flavour waches in on the sand and you feel the sugar coating forming the high tide of your eating experience.  and by the end it almost tastes like a reeses peanut better cup; consider the symbolism of transformation here.

And i’ve only eaten one of these pretzles.  Wow, this is incredible